Sweet Pea Shower Gel | Showering Enthusiast

Between Saints And Psychos:

I was never much of a shower gel kind of person. There’s something about soap that makes me feel, oh, I don’t know, clean. Anyway, a friend gave me some Bath & Body Works Sweet Pea Shower Gel, so I decided, what the heck, to use it.

Well, tonight as I was showering, (yes, some of my friends, one evil one in particular, would say “Finally!” They are as funny as a toothache.) I read the back label of this shower gel: “ENCHANTING-The scent of violets mingling with sweet pea petals is heaven on earth, and the inspiration for this delicate fragrance.” Wow, it was as if the entire bathroom were filled with a bright sunlight, and there was a gentle breeze playing with the shower curtain (no wonder my floor was soaking wet) and the birds were sweetly chirping melodically in the swaying trees. Can you picture it?